Jon Gosselin is reportedly returning the family’s German Shepherds back to the breeders. He says it’s because Kate doesn’t take care of them while he’s away.

He’s obviously a real dog person and a caring guy. Returning the family pets? What?? Did he buy them a Macy’s or Nordstrom? I hope he remembered to keep the receipt.

I love German Shepherds. They’re my favorite dogs (more like super dogs). We had a Shepherd named Charlie, who lived to be 12. The difference between Gosselin and us, is that ours was a rescue from a puppy mill and we never once thought of getting rid of her and in fact, we want another one.

What a schmuck!!

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